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18Apr/09

Calling all beggars and blighters and ne’er-do-well cads

halfmastAbout that whole Pirates-going-to-jail thing...

You can show your support for the Pirate Bay by flying the Music Pirate Flag at half mast on your blog/website/forehead. Right-click and take it away!

Props to Atom X for creating it for me and you.
Music Pirate Half Mast is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Based on a work at www.makeitfall.com.

The original SVG version is here.

"Revolution is not an apple that falls from the tree when it is ripe. You have to make it fall."

-Che Guevara

14Nov/08

25 Signs that, sadly, you’ve grown up.

  1. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
  2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
  3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
  4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
  5. You hear your favourite song on an elevator.
  6. You watch the Weather Channel.
  7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
  8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
  9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
  10. You’re the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
  11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
  12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
  13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
  14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
  15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
  16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
  17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
  18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
  19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
  20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
  21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
  22. "I just can’t drink the way I used to," replaces, "I’m never going to drink that much again."
  23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
  24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
  25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry old ass.

Source

10Oct/08

KazooKeylele: Greatest justification of Internet ever!

This is so fucking great. Search no more. This is what the internet was invented for.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "Does this guy also offer advice on how to pick up women?"

Well yes, fortunately he does. Videos after the jump.

30Sep/08

50 Reasons to Date a Geek

I've seen this article plastered on the web over the last few years, I figured I'd have to have it here. Credit goes to whoever has written it in the first place, whoever that may be (possibly Jessica Merritt). However, the site I found it on said it was posted on September 28th of this year... which is highly unlikely. I have seen this gem at least two years ago, which is why I have no problem copying it integrally here. However, credit goes where credit is due, and the oldest occurence of this article I found was over at 10bestfreedatingservices.com, which aside from having the lamest domain name and probably only using their blog for link building, carries the article.

In the dating world, geeks are often overlooked. However, many geeks are what you might call a diamond in the rough. Geeks make excellent boyfriends, girlfriends, and spouses. Although many of these are generalizations, we’ve found 50 reasons why geeks have a lot to offer the dating world.

Tech

Dating a geek means opening up a whole world of awesome technological abilities.

1. A geek can fix your computer: If you’ve managed to screw something up on your computer, your geek will be happy to come to your rescue, and will probably find a solution that will ensure you won’t have the same problem again.
2. Geeks can make your electonic life easier: Beyond computers, geeks can fix or improve upon your gadgets, home entertainment system, and any other electronic needs you have.
3. You’ll have the most awesome home entertainment center ever: Geeks have great gadgets, so they usually have TVs, DVD players, and entertainment servers with loads of cool features.
4. You’ll have awesome gadgets: Geeks love to share their passion for gadgets and geek toys, so you may just get a new smart phone for Valentine’s day.
5. They can find you good deals: Geeks make for expert online bargain hunters, so you can always turn to them for help finding the best price for a big purchase.

19Sep/08

Arrrrrrr!

Avast, me hearties! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day!

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26Aug/08

The thing I hate the most about advertising

The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright, creative and ambitious young people, leaving us with mainly the slow and self-obsessed to become our artists. Modern art is a disaster area. Never in the field of human history has so much been used by so many to say so little.

-Banksy

Via Room 116

23Aug/08

Typography is so cool

I didn't know the first thing about typography two years ago, but since seeing two videos (after the jump), I really started liking it. According to Wikipedia (and Wikipedia is always right),

Typography is the art and techniques of arranging type, type design, and modifying type glyphs. Type glyphs are created and modified using a variety of illustration techniques. The arrangement of type involves the selection of typefaces, point size, line length, leading (line spacing), letter-spacing (tracking) and kerning.

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